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Nominee number 1 –  If they ever do “Family Feud:  Thunderdome Edition”, sign these guys up . . .

A guy in Bristol, Tennessee was mowing the lawn recently when his 76-year-old father came after him with a CHAINSAW.

The dad’s name is Douglas Ferguson.  It’s not clear what they were arguing about, or how things got to the point of CHAINSAW serious.  But it was part of an ongoing feud.

And the son was forced to defend himself . . . by running his dad over with THE LAWNMOWER.

Douglas suffered serious injuries, and ended up losing one of his legs.

This all happened back in June, but cops didn’t arrest Douglas until last week, because he was still recovering.

They charged him with attempted murder, and for violating his probation from a previous assault charge.

 

Nominee number 2 –  If you’re going to commit a pretty serious crime, you’ve GOT to get something better out of it than this guy did . . . right?

There’s a 24-year-old guy named Robert Sharkey in Bangor, Wales.  And three years ago, he noticed his 68-year-old neighbor’s mail was piling up.  He busted down her door and found that she had died inside of her apartment.

But instead of calling the cops . . . he decided to start using her debit card.

And for the next TWO years, he used it the exact same way every single day:  To order a medium pizza with anchovies on top from Domino’s.

He also used her card to pay for a cell phone and pay some bills . . . and to keep paying to keep her power on, so no one would realize she was dead.

But the majority of the money went to pizza.  He wound up stealing about $15,000 from her . . . $8,000 of which went to Domino’s.

Anyway, he FINALLY got busted this year . . . and he was just convicted of 11 counts of fraud.   He’s going to be sentenced next month, and he should be getting jail time.

 

Nominee Number 3 –     If THIS is the best alibi you can come up with . . . yeah, you’re not getting off.

Back in June, a 38-year-old woman named Rachel Fidanian in Lakeland, Florida STABBED her 40-year-old husband Bryant and KILLED him.

But she says it was an accident.  She was just cutting up a pizza, and as she was walking through the living room, her dog POOPED right there on the floor.  She slipped on the poop and fell onto her husband, knife first.

The detectives didn’t find any signs of dog poop anywhere in the living room.

 

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