Prospector wants you to decide The Yambag Of The Day!

 

Nominee number 1 – This is either the story of TRUE LOVE or a guy desperately needing an intervention.

There’s a guy in southern Russia who’s only been identified by his first name, Shakur.  No relation to Tupac.  Tupac would NEVER stand for this.

Anyway, his girlfriend was in court last week because she STABBED Shakur 13 times during a drunk argument last year.  He was in the hospital for three weeks.  She was facing up to six years in prison, but before the judge could sentence her, Shakur stood up . . . begged the judge to show her mercy . . . and PROPOSED to her.

And the judge decided to postpone the sentencing. 

 

Nominee number 2 – I guess Animals can sense Evil

A 29-year-old guy named Dominic Maultsby was pulled over in DeLand, Florida last week for having a light out on his car.  But he was on probation and had a suspended license, so he decided to make a run for it.

He ditched his car and tried to hide from the cops under a tree in a field.

And it might’ve worked . . . if it weren’t for some crime fighting HORSES.

That’s right.  There were three horses in the field, and they apparently didn’t like Dominic invading their space . . . so they started CHASING him.

He wound up running across the field . . . and he was arrested when he jumped a fence to get away from the horses.

He’s facing several charges, including resisting arrest, fleeing and eluding, driving with a suspended license, and a probation violation. 

 

Nominee Number 3 –  Man, it’s a tough morning when you see a story about a CRACKHEAD who’s living a way cooler life than you are.

The cops in Manchester, New Hampshire pulled over a 51-year-old guy named Michael Douville last week after they spotted him driving in his Chrysler 300 with the following things going on . . .

1.  He was smoking crack

2.  He was receiving sexual favors from a lady in the passenger seat.

Now that’s quite a life:  Driving around on a lazy Tuesday afternoon, not working, in a $30,000 car, just smokin’ crack and gettin’-it-on.

Anyway, when the cops tried to pull him over, he sped off . . . and his special lady jumped out and ran away.

The cops eventually stopped Michael and arrested him on several charges, but they never did find the lady. 

 

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